An adult animated comedy

Rocks in
the House

The ghosts are furious. The staff are oblivious. The gift shop closes at six.

Meet the collection
YOU ARE HERE
forever
WATCH YOUR HEAD · TOKENS NON-REFUNDABLE · WATCH YOUR HEAD · TOKENS NON-REFUNDABLE
THE SHOW

Stuck here. All of us.

Rocks in the House is an adult animated comedy set inside a roadside attraction built by a long-vanished eccentric: a maze of bizarre collections and ceiling-hung oddities. The dead are bound to the objects on display, trapped for eternity among strangers' junk, and furious about it. They can move things, break things, and mess with the living all day long. The staff can't see or hear any of it. They each have their own way of not dealing with it.

THE STAFF
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PHIL JANITOR Sees everything. Goes along with it.
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GLORIA GIFT SHOP Scared of the place. Nowhere else to go.
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SHERRI TICKETS & TOKENS Believes all of it. Her friends make it worse.
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TOBY FLOOR ATTENDANT Needed a job. Has no idea.
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CHUCK ASST. MANAGER Took the job very seriously.
THE PERMANENT COLLECTION

Five exhibits that never left.

Pick a door. Each one opens onto a room. Click the room.
EXHIBIT 01 James The Titanic Guy Enter the exhibit → EXHIBIT 02 Doc Hollis The Apothecary Enter the exhibit → EXHIBIT 03 The Maestro The Conductor Enter the exhibit → EXHIBIT 04 Jane The Doll Woman Enter the exhibit → EXHIBIT 05 Dottie The Carousel Woman Enter the exhibit →
Newest acquisition: one laminated name tag, reads "CUCK." Exhibit opens after the pilot. He has notes.
THE GROUNDS

Things you will see. Things that will see you.

The Long Room

Two hundred feet of windows hanging out over the pines with nothing underneath the far end. Don’t look down. Everyone looks down.

Heritage of the Sea

A three-story sea monster, mid-bite, forever. It has one eye. It follows you. That’s just the paint.

The Carousel

Thousands of lights. Hundreds of animals. Zero horses. One Dottie. Please don’t sit on Dottie.

The Green Room

A mechanical orchestra. Nobody plays it. Everybody hears it. The Maestro says it’s flat.

The Doll Room

Four hundred dolls. Walk through, then look back. They’re closer. Do not look back twice.

Main Street, Yesterday

A whole town street, indoors, closed since before your grandparents were born. Doc Hollis still has a shop here. Do not buy the tonic.

The Guestbook OUR LONGEST-STAYING VISITORS
Lovely place. Never leaving. D., Carousel
Still waiting on my performance review. Since 1912. J., Heritage of the Sea
Staff appear healthy. For now. Dr. H.
The orchestra is flat. Two stars. M.
Came for the doll. Stayed. J., Case 14
Great gift shop. Something breathed on my neck in the bathroom. Four stars. Brenda, Ohio
VISITOR RULES
  1. Watch your head.
  2. Do not tap on the glass. Something might tap back.
  3. If a doll moves, no it didn't.
  4. Do not say "hold my beer" near the carousel.
  5. Open 9 to 6. Some guests stay longer.
Rocks in the House An adult animated comedy · Created by Adrian Maier · In Development
A parody. Not affiliated with any house, any rock, or any ghost.
© 2026 Grayskull Entertainment LLC · Black Earth, Wisconsin · Rocks in the House™ is a trademark of Grayskull Entertainment LLC. contact@grayskullentertainment.com